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Mugabe Remember The Good Times

-It's all in the head.

The 92 year old tyrann reflect on his 37 years as leader of Zimbabwe in his pre written autography I Was The Best Leader The World Has Ever Seen And Ever Will.

The book, which has already been in bookstores for a few years, is now on mandatory sale. Meaning, every citizen of Zimbabwe has a choice between buying the book and prison.

The sales price has been tripled in the event and all the money will go to a weekend trip to London for Mugabe and his people, meaning his crew, not the people.

-We should be able to spend it all in a weekend. If we don't, we have promised to place the rest in his young wife/sexdoll's offshore account for later use, says the publisher Regime Books.

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