Mugabe Steps Down After Consulting With Aliens

The much hated tyrann of Zimbabwe finally came to his senses after 37 years of madness. - After speaking to the green little men who visited from outer space, I now realise that it wasn't my people who f#*& up, it was me, says Mugabe.

-However, since they knew, I blame my people for not making this clear to me. I don't understand why they didn't. Did they think this was some kind of game?

-So whatever misery this has brought upon my people, I don't blame me. They brought this on themselves. How could I have done anything when I didn't know?

-Not only do they not tell me when I can do something about it, for some reason unknown to man, they decide to tell me when it's too late. Just another evidence of how dumb my people are.

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