US Citizen Wants NSA Discount From His Phone Operator

-What? It`s not even an assault weapon?!

Deer Hunting In New York City. -I`m not paying for them. If they want to look at my shit, then pay. I demand a 20% cut on all bills dating back to 9/11, says John Ali.

-Hey, don`t look at me. I know my market value. I`m a popular guy. People check my facebook page to see where the action is.

-Tomorrow I`m buying explosives. That`ll sure raise some eyebrows. On Friday I`m heading to New York to get a present for my sister and on Sunday I fly to her wedding in Jemen.

-Hey, I`m making the gold necklace from scratch okay?!

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