-As a bike I`m a 40`s jew to begin with. There`s no place for me in this world. It`s only slave stuff, but some are worse than others. Being a mountain bike isn`t that bad.
-Tour de France is gas chamber. No doubt. Constant farting, sweating, and ball juice. They even use bananas to moister their crotch. Ugh! That`s seriously a nasty lubricant. Brrr!