Self-crashing cars

Autocrash. The East-European technology company Oogle has developed an accident full car. The company, internationally best known for its soft ice, is amazed by the test results. -It crashes all the time. All the time!!! says Varslav Oleg, Key  Destruction Manager.

-First we set out to create the best damage technology in history of the last 20 years. After realizing how much work that would be, or after 20 minutes we dropped it and went to plan B; Let`s make a bad computer, put it in a car and hope for the worst. Best choice we ever did.

-Actually, it`s the second best choice we did. When it came to making them, we went... "Nuh, let`s get some nachos. As deadline came closer we ended up buying truck loads of old Commodore 64. Turned out to be a genius stroke cause it can`t even comunicate with car electronics.

-We named the crashmobile Ladada to honor our car history. We`re standing on the shoulders of giants here. Everybody who crashed in an old Lada must get fond memories when they see the brand new Ladada with dents all over. That`s our slogan. How do you like those dents? Bloody?!

-We made a commercial with the new Bond... shaken, not stirred, but it got pulled cause the film company didn`t want to be associated with us. We asked then why did you let use Daniel Craig? We though it was a comedy!

Photo JJ_The_Jester