-I`m so glad I dumped you Office Guy. You and your steady income. You and your family planning. You and your stupid house. I`m the one who stole your car! Suck on that biatch. God, I`m glad I took abortion. Amen. Screw you normal people. Go F*#@ yourself!
Best runner up was illegal immigrant Jose Hose. If he hadn`t been sent back he would have won, says the judges and asks not to take any pictures or mention their names. -We do this on a voluntary basis. We like to look at it as giving back to society, ha ha ha. HA! HA!