Theme park buys Fukushima

Nuclear house. -When we saw how much attention the nuclear accident got we thought this is what we need. Kids these days aren`t scared of spiders and snakes, they use them as pets. Haunted house is a joke to them. We needed something scarier, something nuclear. Then Fukushima came along and boom, that`s it.

-Look at the media sales. Customers want nuclear scary and we`re all about money. We got it so cheap too. They practically gave it away. Like they didn`t want to have anything to do with it anymore. Imagine if we where to build the attraction ourself. Probably would have blown to pieces before we even finished it.

-Everybody entering the amusement park has to wear those white protective suit. Other than that it is pretty much the same except for the radioactive cloud leaking out of the attraction. There is nothing we can do about that, but that seems to be part of the attraction, says CEO of Deadly Attractions Parker Jones.

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