Pentagon rethinks everything

The love room. -We got enough bombs to blow up Europe, the President can delete China by pressing del on his red iPhone and yet we can`t beat a bunch of savages in Afghanistan. Their cavemen!!! We defeated the Russian Empire with 80`s technology for f#@k sake! says US smokesperson.

-Clearly it`s not working. Whatever it is that we try to do. I don`t know what it is anymore. I lost track several binoculars ago. So we`re demolishing Pentagon and building a giant heart instead.

-We will no longer send young men and women to fight. From now on they will make love. Wherever there is trouble in the world, the US Lovely will come inn and tears down the place with rap music & beer.

Photo US Army Africa

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