Pocket cinema

The iPhone experience. Lot`s of girls complain about boyfriends whipping out their d#@k on movie dates.

-They want to take us out to see movies behind bushes or in public toilets. It`s not a turn on when they put their hands in the pockets and "Oh.. I forgot the iPhone at home, but maybe you like this". -I always take a bite. When they scream I say "Ups, I though it was a hot dog. Did it hurt? I`m so sorry". But, I`m not.

Photo blakeburris

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