Pope Travels To The Moon!!!

-I am deeply concerned about whats happening on our planet and I'm going to heaven to seek advice from God, says the Pope.

-God received my preyers from the Vatican last week and agreed to meet me on the dark side of the moon. The meeting is scheduled to last 15 minutes.

God doesn't want to ruin people's faith. So the meeting will not be televised. -Belief is of absolute importance, without that, there is no hope. Without hope, humanity is doomed. Therefore God will not reveal herself.

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Amazon To Open It's First Production Plant In The Amazon

The internet giant is coming home! Indigenous people celebrate by throwing spears and firing arrows at the building site.

-Their so full of energy, says a representative from the Corruption Party, who is always in power in Brazil. We might have to put the down.

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Cut For Quality, Not Unlike Western Media

It's bad times for quality journalism. Journalists are laid off world wide, like Jamal Khashoggi who was both sacrificed and killed. They fire people differently in Saudi Arabia, it's the same thing, only different.

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Hurricane Apologises for Not Aiming At The White House

-What's the point? They already have one. Having said that, I like to take this opportunity to let you all know, it's not one of us. We're not political animals, we don't take sides, we just destroy.

-Again, I can not stress this enough, I know it's looks like a typhoon, but it's not, it's a tycoon. We have nothing to do with the climate changes inside the White House, says the hurricane in an old fashioned printed press release spread by the wind.

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Al "Jesus" Franken Is Back!

Trumps worst nightmare, Al Franken, is back after more than 3 days. In a time when everything goes faster, the resurrection was weirdly slow. Even real Jesus would have gone back and fourth to heaven 50 times in that time. So why?

-Truth, fairness and logic thinking works slow on a mass scale, but thats not why I waited so long, I've been very busy, I'm lodestar. I put on a ponytail, a butler dress and sneaked in to the White House and served everybody White Russian while I cleaned Trumps desk for adult information, says Al Franken.

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Shadow President Runs USA

A group of anti-Trumps has taken control over the White House and is currently running Washington.

The rebelión was revealed today, but has in fact been operative for some time - to avoid total inanition. -We found it necessary to inform the public that there is another President in the room, he's "armed & dangerous", in this situation that is a good thing so please stay calm until the next election.

-We got this under control, says anonymous source.

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Al Franken To Star In Running for President Exercise Video

To avoid more pigs in the White House the Senate has commissioned Al Franken to make a training video on how to run the White House. The video, which will be available on all steaming services in time for the election, will focus on the dos and don'ts of Presidency.

We're embarrassed there's no formal training ground for taking the highest office in our country. We demand years of education to be a doctor or a lawyer, but not a President. After closely observing the current one we have concluded that there must be some form of formal training to eliminate the obvious assholes. 

So, we looked to the Academy, where the members actually has to watch the best foreign film nominees and compared those to who actually won and concluded, thats good enough!

-The Official Statement from The US Senate.

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