Hurricane Apologises for Not Aiming At The White House

-What's the point? They already have one. Having said that, I like to take this opportunity to let you all know, it's not one of us. We're not political animals, we don't take sides, we just destroy.

-Again, I can not stress this enough, I know it's looks like a typhoon, but it's not, it's a tycoon. We have nothing to do with the climate changes inside the White House, says the hurricane in an old fashioned printed press release spread by the wind.

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