Shadow President Runs USA

A group of anti-Trumps has taken control over the White House and is currently running Washington.

The rebelión was revealed today, but has in fact been operative for some time - to avoid total inanition. -We found it necessary to inform the public that there is another President in the room, he's "armed & dangerous", in this situation that is a good thing so please stay calm until the next election.

-We got this under control, says anonymous source.

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