Trump Not Representative Of People Living In White Houses

-I will paint my house green if people begin to think it's a connection. The guy is a maniac. I would leave earth if I could. I sincerely envy astronauts who can go to the International Space Station while this is going on, says Mateo.

-First Bush, then Trump?! Well.., I have learned one thing from them. I can only trust black Americans.


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Mexico Willing To Pay For Wall Around The White House

"Consider it a compromise. We will not pay for the border wall, but we will pay for a wall around Trump, he obviously needs one." says Mexico is an official flyer delivered to every American household.

The flyer, nicknamed The Declaration of Sanity, continues: "Lets work together on this, it's a win win situation. Actually, it's a win win win situation".

"Trump and his republican party corporates with Russia, so drop the Mueller investigation and let Mexico, in the spirit of even-steven, cooperate with the democratic party and we'll see who's last man standing".


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The Residents at the Hospital for the Criminally Insane Get Trump

-We understand where he's coming from. He is like us, a natural born leader. The world has always been run by the worst of us. We are just waiting for him to get us out of here, says "Walter" who speaks for the whole world.

Timmy says "Trumps behaviour speaks to me in ways words can't". Despite having issues with walls, he agrees with the President on the Mexico situation. "We need to build the wall to keep the good guys out!".

-Otherwise they'll lock us up!

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African Union Proud To Be Bugged By China

The African Union says in a statement that this shows the world its Africa that matters. "The Chinese are not interested in Brexit, in the European Union, in Trump or America, it's us they focus on.

We have waited for this moment a long time. By 2050 there will be 2 billion Africans on this continent. It's an illusion that China will take over the world after USA.

It will be us who sets the world agenda and we understand their frustration, cause we surveil them too, but we don't get caught..."

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Polar Bear Broke Into Home, Ate The Food And Used The Toilet

The residents in Novaya Zemlya in Russia are horrified by the invasion of 50 polar bears in their neighbourhood, but also impressed by their behaviour.

-The bear flushed! I'm not used to that... my husband never does. If this keeps up I might get myself a polar bear, says Tatiana Ivakina.


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Nuclear War Looks Great In Space!

-If we decide to go out with a bang, at least it will be a head turner around the Universe, kinda like a blond in space, it will raise some eyebrows, says retired Nasa astronaut Billy "the Kid".

-With the current atom bomb/dictator situation it can happen any day now. This is our exit point. This is where humans blow up the planet.

-We had a good run. We where this close to escape before the big local bang. Dam-it, a few more hundred years and we could have all left earth before our dictators blew it up.

-Why is technology both the solution and the problem? Because when the solution is the problem, the problem is not the solution. We are doomed to do this, it's our destiny.

-Think about it, why else equip monkeys with smartbrains?

 -If you put a monkey infront of a keyboard, soner or later he will write a sentence. Same goes for us. Put us on the planet, soner or later we will blow it up.

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Putin Got Nothing To Fear Cause Nobody Wants Russia

-Nobody in their right mind will invade a bunch of crap. Hitler was a maniac, laughs former Sovjet Union citizen, now NATO spindoctor Mindaugas Garbys.

-The Russian army is completely unnecessary. Nobody wants to invade a bunch of corrupt oligarchs who holds millions of poor people hostage. Who wants to deal with that?!

-No, we help them to escape, by offering them Nato membership. Thats how we beat them.

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