Mexico Willing To Pay For Wall Around The White House

"Consider it a compromise. We will not pay for the border wall, but we will pay for a wall around Trump, he obviously needs one." says Mexico is an official flyer delivered to every American household.

The flyer, nicknamed The Declaration of Sanity, continues: "Lets work together on this, it's a win win situation. Actually, it's a win win win situation".

"Trump and his republican party corporates with Russia, so drop the Mueller investigation and let Mexico, in the spirit of even-steven, cooperate with the democratic party and we'll see who's last man standing".

Photo Michal Jarmoluk