North Korea Has Developed Short Meeting Rockets

The summit with the American President was quickly canceled when it leaked that Kim Jong-un was planing to attack Trump with nuclear gas.

-It was a clever plan to take out Trump in Vietnam, we would have thought it was the food, says the Secret Service agent who unveiled the plot.

-They bombed the hallways in the hotel on arrival. Luckily for us they haven't done enough testing and hadn't figured out the launching mechanism.

-The North Koreans where afraid Trump, considering his age, had mastered the silent weapon and was going to use it on Kim Jong-un in Vietnam. They deny all plans to use it, but admit being armed to their teeth and ready to defend themselves.

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