-It was a clever plan to take out Trump in Vietnam, we would have thought it was the food, says the Secret Service agent who unveiled the plot.
-They bombed the hallways in the hotel on arrival. Luckily for us they haven't done enough testing and hadn't figured out the launching mechanism.
-The North Koreans where afraid Trump, considering his age, had mastered the silent weapon and was going to use it on Kim Jong-un in Vietnam. They deny all plans to use it, but admit being armed to their teeth and ready to defend themselves.
