Syria Wants To Ban The Use Of Chemical Medications

Weapons of individual destruction. -If we can't use if for weapons, you can't use it for medication either, says Assad in a speech to pretty much every country in the world.

-In the end it's all about control and I can't afford that level of sophistication. I got to mass medicate.

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NSA doesn't have time to go through everything before the sun explodes

Words from the universe. It's too much, it's way too much. It's one of these things. At the end of the day it's better to ignore it all. Which is why planets are left dead cold in space. It's not a keeper, galactically speaking.

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Snowden Reveals Spiders Spy On Their Web Too

Natural law. -Spiders operate very much like NSA. They build a network who looks transparent and out of no where you get caught into a trap. And before have time to process "where did that come from" they come and eat you.

-There's no trial, there's no justice, it's pure hunt to kill. The only comfort is you wont be raped cause your too f#@ed.

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Disappointing Few Druggies Have Emigrated To NZ After The Legalisation

NZ Hammer. -Where is all the money? Why should we keep up with this drugs is good if we don't see any money? Show me the money or Cuba Gooding Jr gets it.

-Drugs isn't any better than greed in huge quantities. Haven't we learned anything from Michael Douglas in Wall Street?

-The attitude who brought us the finance crisis. Oliver Stone should never made that films. That film caused the black Monday in 1987 and what does he do? Make it again.

-It's all Michael Douglas fault. Same with the Vietnam war. It's his fault. If he wasn't such a great actor we wouldn't be in this shit now. We wouldn't fall for his showmanships once again in Wall Street 2. God damn, we knew what he was up to. That son of a %&$*@. I want my money back.

-What is he doing these days. Playing a fag? Watch out. He's fooling us. Just like Liberace. Dressing like a pimp while he eats cock for supper. The guys full of shit, figuratively speaking. Did I mention I'm a liberal? I'm appalled by it.

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Telemarketer Shot Down In The Street

-Let's get out of here. He was a telemarketer. Whoever shot
him did us a favour. 

Think about it. -When I heard it was a telemarketer I didn't know if I should send a rescue team or not. I was really hesitated.

-Do I want to help this person? Do I? DO I??? ???

-I decided the best thing I could do for my own conscience and society at large was to stall it, says the 911 operator who got a pay rise once her manager saw on the news that the rescue team didn't make it in time.

Witnesses says he talked in his smartphone when he was gunned down. -His last words where "I'll call you back". He never did, lier!

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Iranian Optician Recommend Customers To Masturbate More

Some people just need a haircut.

Jungle business. -It's good for business, they go blind, I sell more glasses. Soon I'll expand my portfolio with walking sticks. I expect a massive sale once people get one with it, says Urdu Abdi.

-I make a lot of money, everybody is happy. I give some to charity, like the Stay Blind Foundation. What more can you ask of me. I'm a business man. It's the end of racism! Finally we look alike.

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Hollywood Star Finds Commercials More Satisfying Than Blockbusters

Bad to the bone. -Artistically speaking their more fulfilling on every level. The movies I make these days feels like 30 second ads who's stretched out to 2 hours, sometimes 3, says Christopher Walken.

-After the 70s I never thought I'd see the day I'd sell my body for clothing. Sex, drugs maybe, but never clothes.

-Today I choose my roles from what the character wear. If the wardrobe is hot, there should be enough skeletons in the closet to cary a whole movie.

-I can't have every picture I'm in rely on my own bone. I only deliver in my screen time. When I get a small part, I throw them a small bone. If I get a big part, they get a huge bonejob. Thats why I like these small commercials cause its all bone.

-It's one boning after another boning. Just boning and boning and boning. When you reach my age quality matters. I ain't got time for shit.

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