Afghanistan: The Monkeys Are Back

Nowhere to learn

Despite none reported escaped animals from Zoos worldwide, a huge number of wild animals suddenly appeared in Kabul out of nowhere as the civilized world returned back to their world class countries.

How the international community will respond to a nation run by monkeys is in the blue, but a suggestion from Zookeepers United to define Afghanistan as not earth, gains support globally. 

Every country has emmbassies, a turf inside their own territory where foreign nations rule, lets strech that thought and introduce planet embassies with aliens. 

That way we are not acountable for their actions and legaly free to nuke them if they in any shape or form become a treat to our way of living... on planet earth.

Western Democracies Envy China For Putting An End To Song Contests

 If only we had the balls..

-I wouldn't stop at song contests. There's too many white people on tv. Too many rich and famous idiots. Too many talents shows, reality shows, too much crap. Hey, turn the whole thing black. Black lifes matter! says Many Williams in California, USA.

-But if those Chinese pricks come here and tell me what to do I'll kick those yellow brick stones back to Asia. No tiny Asian get to tell me what I can and can't do. Watch it, China. I'm keeping an eye on you. You think your're so powerful since your so many, but I'll tell you. I count 10 Chinese per 1 black dude. 

-Me and my girls at the Zumba class can beat up a whole section of Beijing alone. So watch it, China. We're on to ya! It's okay your stopping those song contests, as long as you sing Mandarin shit, if I hear a Chinese girl don't get to sing Beyonce, oh my God, you're in trouble!

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