WTF???!!!
In the early hours of Tuesday a local barmaid got tired of Trumps abusive behavior and called the cops. -It happened about the same time he ran out of money, says Jack the bar owner. He got her to strip for him. He got all the women to strip for him. Afrer a few hours a few men too, he was so drunk he couldn't tell.
-The madness started last Thursday, a rather old car pulled up and out stepped this pompus ass, and fu*$ me it was the former President! He was already drunk, he wobbled in and smashed a table and asked for directions, then he fell asleep.
-He asked how to get back in time and the best answer I could give him was beer. When he woke up, he really took it to heart. I didn't think he was listening, snoring and all, but as soon as he woke up, I mean fell down his chair, he took to my advice and went for it.
Photo Andi Koslowski
