Scientific Breakthrough: Humans Evolved from THIS Monkey

Sick!!!!! 


Bernie the monkey has no clue of the recent revelation done by Japanese scientists at Tokyo Zoo. -He is the father of civilized humans and here we are captivating him.., ups, delete that last remark please, says the media relations contact who recently was promoted monkey manager.  

-I know it's hard to believe, but if you look at what humanity has done since Bernie was born and compare it with what went one before it's pretty obvious. It's like you can't tell the difference between mokeys an humans before he showed up. 

-I think we should all take Berine to heart and follow his footsteps to a better future. He leads through example: he doesn't throw plastic in the ocean, he doesn't pollute the atmosphere with petrol engines, he doesn't wear a gun, he's the perfect human.