North Korea in Talks To Solve Israel-Palestine Conflict

Suggest nuclear solution


The administration in North Korea is discussing how to end the conflict between Israel and Palestine who just fired up again in Jerusalem. -Our approach is with an emphasis on ending it, not solving it. Thats a waste of time.

No other countries where present when North Korea presented their roadmap to war, as they call it. -The obvious problem is that nobody is winning. It's a war, for God's sake. Somebody has to win! says the spokesperson who not at all thinks it weird they propose a solution. -Everybody does, even hairdressers!

-We are happy with either side winning, if the international community can't make up their mind, we'll flip a coin, but we woun't announce the winner in case we miss the target. So basically it's a 50/50 chance untill the nukes hit the ground exploding, if they explode. You never know... 

-Look, we're prepared to take a chance and do the international communities' dirty work, if we in return get some slack.