Boris Johnson to Wrestle Donald Trump in the White House

"You'd better be there". "I live there, bonzo".

As negotiations fell through between the two nations, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump decided to lay it all on the floor and wrestle for it. Whoever wins gets it all.

Mudwrestling and boxing where also considered along with cagefighting and Muay Thai, but since both men are best at showmanship, wrestling felt like the natural choice.

If Boris loose USA gets UK back and if Donald loose, UK gets France. The match will take place Sunday, September 5th, 2020.


Photo The White House