Shopping Mall Died From Cash Attack

Cha ching. Suddenly the cash registrars stopped. -The mall swallowed too much money. It had more customers that it could handle. It was never built for so much trade. 

-Over time it build up and... too much goods in the centre artery, says the paramedic.

-There was nothing we could do. It was dead when we arrived. There was no point throwing 5 billion dollars into the cash registrars and hope for the best. They where already clogged.

-From the outside it looks like online murder, but it was suicide all along. The mall must have known what it had coming if it didn't scale down, but greed got the better of it, rich bastard.

Photo Sam Howzit

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