Rambo 5 Sets New World Record In Killing People

Bloody hell. Rambo 5 Pedophile Killer tops all previous attempts at murdering large groups of people. -He's the only one who can slaughter 400.000 people in 2 hours without using nukes, says the producer.

-The biggest problem during production was where to put the dead bodies. They kept pilling up and made it hard to see Rambo. They got in the way of the violence.

Sylvester Stallone, who portray the troubled war veteran says he never got tired of walking in dead bodies. -0.001 seconds in, the movie turned into a zombie party and stayed like that until the end. It's the most fun I've ever had. I spray blast bullets non-stop for 2 hours.

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