Captain America Confirm US Is Best At Fake Fighting

The Pseudo Soldier. Captain America is captivating cinema goers world wide once again. So why are Hollywood making another blockbuster with this guy? What is it Captain America have that Rambo doesn't?

-Dignity. We had to dig deep in our vault to find him. Deep, says Hollywood producer Trash Johnson.

-He's not fighting for democracy, oil or any other hidden agenda. He's fighting cause he's an actor in a movie and he want to show the world he can make it look real. Much like the US Army.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...