-I`m a celebrity, I got to write a book!


Publishing person. -Damnit, I can`t write, I need a ghostwriter, a ghostphotographer and some shoe polish. Can anybody go shopping for me? -I feel that my fans owe it to me to buy my fameography where I tell them why they like me and how they came to adore me. Why they spend more time on me than their parents, why they choose to listen to me instead of their teachers and why I am worthy of their authority figuring. 

-I`ll map it out over 3-400 pages, got to save something for the bio update next decade.  It`s the money I made on this people that makes it possible for me to make money on them again and again and again and again and again and again… … … and again… That`s my title. Again!