The I don`t want to be president campaign

Runaway candidate. The extremely popular politician, who is seen as the only candidate who can beat the current president, has been asked to run for more than 3 decades. -I don`t want to do it. I don`t care. I don`t want to be president of the United States of America. You can say whatever you want. In the end of the day it`s me who makes the decision - not you.

-I`ve slept with hookers, I`ve used blow, I secretly supported the communists during the Cold War... Ok, I didn`t. I DON`T WANT TO DO THIS.

-I`m not born in America. I`m German, my father was, and still is, a nazi. He killed thousands in the concentration camps. I kick my dog. I got HIV. I`m gay. Look, I will do whatever it takes not to run for president.

-I`ll make an amateur porn video with my dog and put it on the web. Just leave me alone!!!!!!!!

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