Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
Gratitude from Iran
In a letter to the Neverland ranch, the Iranian leadership thanks Michael Jackson for taking the worlds attention away from the ongoing slaughtering in Iran. In return, the Ayatollah promises to swop the 72 virgins with children.