The poorest 8 countries in the world gathered in Somalia this week. They agreed to raise the prices on export products. They also put togheter a wealth distribution program to help rich countries share their abundance. "It makes us sad in our hearts to see the G8 suffer in excess. The EuroAmericans are fat, lazy and overstimulated with overblown egos. These people need help and we will help them!", says the non terrorist clan leader from the Somali Mountains.