"The Mongo President" Resonate With People

-Makes sense. It sums up all his ideas in one word. Amazing. Yeah, thats a good nickname, says Average Joe. -Finally a good nickname on Trump. Why hasn't anyone come up with that before. It's so obvious. He is Mongo from Blazing Saddles. 

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Mongo Trump Address The United Nations Very Mongo

As expected, the speech was extremely mongo. The similarities between the Mongo President and Mongo are astonishing. Both in thinking and appearance. The speech could just as much been delivered by Mongo. Word for word. Mongo could also read, to some extend...

Mongo & Rocketman In Epic Rap Battle

Death Records release the ultimate verbal showdown on vinyl. The two powerful men go mouth to mouth in a public dispute over who's the boss. The music is created from news bites and sound mixed by DJ Nasty. 15% of the revenue will go to a foundation set up to blow up North Korea.

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The Allies OK With North Korea Bombing America

-We don't mind if North Korea and America disappear from the face of earth, not under the current leaderships, says Nato. In fact, we encourage it. Right now the best way to get rid of both is a nuclear inferno.

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ADOLF HITLER DEPORTS 900.000 AMERICANS!!!

"You better not be Jews", yells Trump triumphant before kicking his desk. "Oh, that hurt, somebody get me a nurse!.. and throw that desk away". "But sir,..." "I don't care if its the Presidential desk, GET ME ANOTHER ONE!!!". 

What Is The Shithead Up To Now?

The cookie monster from North Korea sends another message to the world. A hydrogen bomb?! Really, hydrogen... whats next, a sweet bomb? a bad breath bomb? a nuclear fast-food bomb?

What about a retarded promotional bomb or an irreversible self-anniation bomb? Or what about a Kim Jong Dumb bomb?

Or a big black Zebra and world domination.

You know what, he's on to something.

That will not work.

Very soon.

North Korean Tribute Band Mysteriously Disappeared in Bangkok

-Kim Jong-un & the Pussycats where last seen leaving the hotel before the concert. They went in the band buss and since then nobody has either seen or heard of them, says the bands manager Kim Yi.

-It's very North Korean to disappear in North Korea, but not on an international promo tour like this. If there's anyone we would expect missing it would be the audience. It's a hard sell, but the band?!

A story circulating in high society claim that the band was taken hostage by a rich Chinese art collector and that he will showcase the band in a large scale private art exhibition for selected people in his dungeon. Kim Jong-un & the Pussycats is announced to be one of the living items for sale and they will be sold to the lowest bidder in a reverse auction.

-The phrase state of art has different connotations in North Korean and elsewhere. For us it mean it's the best we can do in a given field and I know you guys on the outside laugh at us, but Kim Jong-un & the Pussycats is really state of art music for us. Have you got any idea how insulting it is that some rich art eccentric takes that literary and buys it, like it's a $%&# art installation!

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