One bomb policy

No Child Left Alive. Several countries around China introduces a one bomb policy to keep the population from exploding. -The biggest threat is not a baby boom from within, but from without, says the Population Minister in Singapore. -Our young generation is too busy with internet porn to make babies. What we fear is if the commies decide to dump their people here.


-We`re only 5 million, what can we do if they ship 50 million here? We have to arm the whole country and hope for the best.

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Battle Hymn of the Bear Mother

Fighting-class mom. -It`s unbeliable what you go through to raising kids. When I wrote this book I couldn`t tell the difference between the war in Tjetchenia and dealing with my children. They where both battle arenas. Endless fights to put on their clothes, feed them, get them to school. I drove them in the tank. It was war one way or the other anyway and I had to get to work.

-War on children is like war on terror. After 10 years you realize their not going to listen. You can only do your best and hope for the rest.

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Run away dad

His Royal Lateness Prince Charles

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Absurdistan

Demolition forces. -After 10 years of this I am really looking forward to come home to a metal hospital. I can`t wait to see my old friend spit at me. Or loose my mind every time I hear a siren. Boy is it gonna be fun abuse drugs and live on the street for the rest of my life.

-When people see me under the highway with a trolley they know I fought for Haliburton. I`m one of the guys who stood up and made those contracts possible. Would I have done if I knew I`ll end up in a dumbster? Hell yeah. I was already on my way to the dumbster. The only difference was the Army offered me to be Rambo on the way. Imagine what happened if I stayed. I can`t get away with this in the states?!

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When China falls it will set off the biggest earthquake in history

Chinami. -It can wipe out the human race, says analytics at the earthquake center. -Chinese people will flood all over us, the great wall of China will mute some off it, but other than that - we`re f#@ked. Some people compare it with the meteor who knocked out the dinosaurs, but recent studies shows that it was the Chinese. -Yeah, they have been here before. Their also behind the big bang. Typical commy. Make a lot of fuss out of nothing. The evidence is all over the universe.

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Pocket cinema

The iPhone experience. Lot`s of girls complain about boyfriends whipping out their d#@k on movie dates.

-They want to take us out to see movies behind bushes or in public toilets. It`s not a turn on when they put their hands in the pockets and "Oh.. I forgot the iPhone at home, but maybe you like this". -I always take a bite. When they scream I say "Ups, I though it was a hot dog. Did it hurt? I`m so sorry". But, I`m not.

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