Hurricane Obama

Force of nature. Nothing can stop this man. A war, a finance crisis, an oil spill... -Bring it on, says the president as he speaks to American auto worker, and I`ll take you down like a little bitch!

Foto by Sister72

Chinese workers wants a piece of the rice

Hammertime! Chinese factory salaries are 17% since last year. -In 30 years Americans will be making our shit, says Union leader "Ping Pong". -And we`re gonna pay them in Mexican money. Now that`s pay back!

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-I`m looking forward to spend more time with my hookers.

Leaves the world stage. Ex Chief Executive Tony Hayward says he`s really tired of the media circus. -The war is in Afghanistan, not America.  Maybe that`s why your all so eager to punish me, cause you haven`t catched bin Laden. Compensation for something are we, fucking yankees.

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100 million dollar man

Joins the club. BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward get a gigant bonus for his efforts in bringing oil to the American people. -We unwillingly tried a new IKEA model on the coast of Florida where people could get the basics and assemble the petrol at home. It didn`t work. However, we would like to thank Tony Hayward who despite the oil leak, managed to deliver it to America in desperate times. Much like the Norwegian sailors who defied the Natzis and supplied Britan with oil during WW2.

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Dumb throat

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Leakipedia

Flooding. Wikileaks is litterly drowning the army with facts. The internet carpet bombing has froozen warmongers in silent shocks as their revealed one by one on the information highway. WMA suggests Julian Assange, the mother of whistleblowing, gets himself a Vuvuzela, cause flute is just not gonna do it anymore.

Logo by Wikileaks

Blography

Look at me. The world`s first blography hits the internet these days. The old fashioned books made by dead trees became to complicated for the writer since he is still alive and will live for another 70 years pluss. Last chapter is far from written and the author found it complicated constantly having to recall the sold books for updates. Instead, read the biography live online as life unfolds. Ladies and internet nerds... Blography!

Illustration Gideon Burton