Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
100 million dollar man
Joins the club. BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward get a gigant bonus for his efforts in bringing oil to the American people. -We unwillingly tried a new IKEA model on the coast of Florida where people could get the basics and assemble the petrol at home. It didn`t work. However, we would like to thank Tony Hayward who despite the oil leak, managed to deliver it to America in desperate times. Much like the Norwegian sailors who defied the Natzis and supplied Britan with oil during WW2.