Global Misunderstanding

Scientist has found out that higher water levels around the world is not caused by ice melting or global warming but by the rapid increase in humans population. The total weight of humans walking around the globe today is 525 billion kilos. This will affect the sea level in eras with high human concentration like the Netherlands.

World Swine

Leaders of the muslim world strongly protest against the choosen name for the swine flu and suggest renaming it Bush disease or the Jesus syndrom. The Republic of China informs that in Han it`s translated into the Dalai Lama plague. In Russia it`s called the big bad west and in Israel suicide bombers disease.

Internet Times

Since we no longer use the stars to navigate or the sun to tell us the time. A new understanding if time is on the horizon:

I hour is now 1 second. 24 hours is 24 seconds. Weeks, months & years are no longer necessary.

Isolation Media

Twitter, Blogger and Facebook isolates and disconnects more people than any other propaganda machine troughout history. And people do it voluntarly. The false feeling of being connected while sitting alone in front of the computer is the key. When you later meet your online friend in real life it gets uncomfortable cause you got nothing more to talk about.

Why Name it Swine Flu?

Are you running out of names? Is it out of disgust? Or is it just to piss off the Muslims?

Gratitude from Iran

In a letter to the Neverland ranch, the Iranian leadership thanks Michael Jackson for taking the worlds attention away from the ongoing slaughtering in Iran. In return, the Ayatollah promises to swop the 72 virgins with children.

Global Religion

Christians and Muslims are debating whether the name of the mixed profet should be Jesus Muhammed or Muhammed Jesus. Both seem to agree that Jesmed and Muhsus is too weird. Negotiation are expected to take forever.