World Bullshit Awards

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-il is rewarded The World Bullshit Award for outstanding achevements in bullshitting. "Noone else in the history of communism has got away with more crap than this ashole. He is a true master in the art of bullshit and we are all hope he will die as soon as possible", reads the jurys verdict.

Dear Leder, a 200 hour long epic documentary now showing on North Korean State tv, will be screened in the West under the tittle The Great Farytale.

He Probably Killed Her Or Atleast Didn`t Do Much To Stop It

Human Rights Activist Natalja Estemirova where killed in Chechnya. Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov promise not to investigate the murder any further.

Earth Problems

One billion people starv to death while another die from overeating. If we stopped helping the underfeed and gave the food to the overfeed instead, it would solve both problems.

Same Same, But Different

Chinese Authority accuses Australia for spying on their indystry. Australians have following to say on these ridicoulus accusations: "Absolutly every technology in China is imported from the West, close to 85 procent of their current production arm are making western products, why the hell would we want to spy on ourselves? It`s China who`s world know for their cheap copies of western products. Who would wanna copy their cheap shit? It`s Chinese man".

Another delegate from Australia who prefers to remain anonumous says "Why would we spy on how they make rice?".

Mein Pussy

The book Hitler wrote while sitting in the prison toilet is now being published in Germany. The book is considered to be the very first draft of Mein Kampf, but he didn`t have the balls to publish it. Afraid of being taken as a pussy he rewrote it, changed the tittle and started a world war to prove himself.

P8

The poorest 8 countries in the world gathered in Somalia this week. They agreed to raise the prices on export products. They also put togheter a wealth distribution program to help rich countries share their abundance. "It makes us sad in our hearts to see the G8 suffer in excess. The EuroAmericans are fat, lazy and overstimulated with overblown egos. These people need help and we will help them!", says the non terrorist clan leader from the Somali Mountains.

The Slavery

The new 8 star hotel The Slavery has opened in 18 major tax paradises around the world. The staff, all imported from god knows where, are doing all they can to make it the best hotell experience you`ve ever had without getting paid. If not, they will be burned in heating system.

Guests has made complaints on the treatment of the workers as the heaters at times get too hot. A silent spokesperson representing the slave resort points out that they don`t close their eyes to make the problem go away, but to make it continue happening.