The worlds largest crime organisations merge
When you thought it couldn't be more corrupt... it did!
On the up side, you can buy drugs at the arena. The arenas will be much different. Especially under the grandstand. It will be an inside version of Las Vegas with gambling, live music, strip clubs & brothels for both men and women. There will be no pressure to "go up on deck" and actually see the matches.
Corruption is the way of the world, why fight it, says UEFA in a public statement in respons to the critisism of the decision. You're going to watch anyway, why do you think Qatar got the World Cup? Because we care about football? We care about corruption, isn't that obvious?
It's a game where people watch men run after a ball, how can we loose? We can't. We can arrange it in your grandmas basement and you'll throw her out and to top it off you'll be honoured! concludes UEFA.
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