China Doesn't Exist!

 IT'S A LIE


Albert Einstein made a breathtaking discovery late in his career. In his last notebook, who is made public these days, he saw what the whole world would see a few decades later, that China is a joke. It's quite remarkable really, says proffessor Chong Tiananmen Wee. 

But it doesn't surprise the proffessor that Einstein made the relevation nearly half a century before the rest of the world. -He was a smart man. Smart people see things more clearly and in this case, much earlier than the rest.

He also saw that the price of Cheeze Doodles would go up by 4% the second quarter of the first yoear in the second decade in the new century. -Yeah, he was really accurate in his predictions, but nothing comes close to his Chinese theory of forgery, not even his theory of relativity, by comparison, it's not relevant. 

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