The Russian Mob Win The Bidding For UEFA Euro 2028

The worlds largest crime organisations merge


When you thought it couldn't be more corrupt... it did! 

On the up side, you can buy drugs at the arena. The arenas will be much different. Especially under the grandstand. It will be an inside version of Las Vegas with gambling, live music, strip clubs & brothels for both men and women. There will be no pressure to "go up on deck" and actually see the matches.

Corruption is the way of the world, why fight it, says UEFA in a public statement in respons to the critisism of the decision. You're going to watch anyway, why do you think Qatar got the World Cup? Because we care about football? We care about corruption, isn't that obvious?

It's a game where people watch men run after a ball, how can we loose? We can't. We can arrange it in your grandmas basement and you'll throw her out and to top it off you'll be honoured! concludes UEFA.


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The Wuhan Institute of Virology About to Cause More Harm Than WW2

 Cradle of disaster


The Wuhan Lab leak cover up is as badly done as the attempt to cover up the damages done by Adolf Hitler during World War two. -The Allies knew what he was up to, in fact the whole world did. Even Germans knew, it's was just no way to stop it from within, like the situation in China today.

Everybody knows, nobody talks, at least not whitin China, in public that is, caue over he dinner tables in private homes, the communist dicatorstate is rarely mentioned in positive terms. -For every public glorification of the regime it is on average one million f-you's, according to Amnesia International.

To avoid a future grand fuck up by the regime, United Nations prepares to divide China in two like Nazi Germany after World War two. West-China becomes democratic and East-China continue their  communistic bullshit to please Russia. 

-Within 50 years they will go bankrupt and beg West-China for help. It will be the end of communist related world disasters. Let's face it, the biggest threat to humanity is not global warming, it's global communism. You can't fight global warming with global communism, says UN mediaguru.

-You can't fight anything with global communism cause their all so f*@# perfect all the time.

-And lets not forget the f@*# French!


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Astronauts Agree: China Is Not There

 IT'S A LIE!!!


-I don't know why these idiots go around pretend the Tiananmen Square Massacre never happened, when they don't even exist themselves. China is just a fantasy. 

-From space, their just more of the same. Basically it's like a tiny Canada, says the Astonaut on duty 4th of June at the International PlayStation in space. 

-There's really nothing more to talk about...



China Doesn't Exist!

 IT'S A LIE


Albert Einstein made a breathtaking discovery late in his career. In his last notebook, who is made public these days, he saw what the whole world would see a few decades later, that China is a joke. It's quite remarkable really, says proffessor Chong Tiananmen Wee. 

But it doesn't surprise the proffessor that Einstein made the relevation nearly half a century before the rest of the world. -He was a smart man. Smart people see things more clearly and in this case, much earlier than the rest.

He also saw that the price of Cheeze Doodles would go up by 4% the second quarter of the first yoear in the second decade in the new century. -Yeah, he was really accurate in his predictions, but nothing comes close to his Chinese theory of forgery, not even his theory of relativity, by comparison, it's not relevant. 

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Hong Kong Police Now Works For The Chinese Communist Triad Vigilantes - The CCTV

 No Hong Kong's Tiananmen vigil or 

NEW MASACRE!!!!


Well,.. if this guy is in Hong Kong the corrupt authorities in the main land can forget about calling it off. There's no way this dude is giving in. 1.500.000.000 more like him and they can take on any army in the world. Maybe even every army in the world. For starters... just a thought.

Anyway, many protesters say they are going to wear pink shirts this time, to show there is different grades of red. It doesn't have to be full on communist red all the time.

The idea of coming nude in huge numbers are also circulating in Hong Kong. To wank off in front of the CCTV police untill they do what they came for, a bloddy massacre. The news footage would shut down CCTV forever.


Hamas Order 4.000 New Rockets To Stack Up Supply

Baking Boom in Gaza


"Here we go again", the chorus of the hit Bang Bang Forever by the Explosives plays on the radio everywhere in Gaza this summer. Also in Eshaals kitchen, who is making bombs to help her income.


-If I make one bomb a week, I get enough to feed my 4 children, if I make 2 a week, I can take my family on a weekend trip to Israel. If I make 4 a week, we can go to Los Angeles on holliday to once a year.

-Most people dream about a holliday, but few people dream of going to China, or Pakistan or any oher Muslim country, it's mostly the Western world or the Western friendly Muslim world. Basically anywhere money talks. 


Hamas Supporters Outside Gaza Don't Use Rockets

 Wussies!


-They're just for show, they mean no business, if they did, they would send rockets the Hamas way, to show they're support wherever they demonstrated. They're the light version, they don't dare to kill at random and strike terror in millions for their cause, says Professor in Hamasology, Josef Fair at Jerusalem University. 

-It's the kind who want to be out there fighting for something, anything, but don't have the guts to do it for real. It's the showbusiness end of politics. Like show & tell, only show & yell. Basically they're just kid adults.

-The thing that pussles me is that these people don't realize that demonstrating like this doesn't help either. Quite the contrary, it only serves to keep the current situation locked. Who the hell want to reason with people screaming and shouting outside public institutions. Bloddy hell! Vote for Christ's sake!


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