Plans To Establish Al-Qaeda On Mars Is Underway

Feels like home

-Excatly how we're going to do it is still up in space, but we are working on it. Our tech guy just draw a plan with a stick that was very impressive, say head of Al-Qaeda's Heaven division. 

-We need to learn more about Mars, but from the pictures we have seen it looks well suited for us. If we're lucky we might even find unintelligent life there, like here on earth.

-Allah created the universe, so we see it as our duty to make sure it stays that way, that no infidel come back and tells us othervise, but how on mars are we going to pull that off? We have enough trouble as it is staying alive on this planet.

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