Ordinary Joe Convinced He Had Special Driving Skills

-I've been to Canada, it got to count for something, right?!


-Give me a break here, how hard can it be? says Joe who has no sympathy for the local rescue service. -They're idiots!  The spokesperson for the  service say they know the driver is and that it's not the first time he gets into spectacular shit. -We have blown our budget many times on that fuckhead.

Gerry, who's head of the regional rescue services, informs us of a public statement issued two weeks ago where they all agreed to let Joe die, whatever the hell he gets up to next time. -It's better for the environment. 

-We have to think about climate change and this is a great initiative to save the planet. If there is one guy who could acctually damage earth, it's Joe. So, we're all very pleased to see him go.