Dumped On First Class

 Valentine's Day didn't quite turn out as planned

The trip to Paris on daddy's private jet went hellwire when his fiance discovered he had slept with her best friend.

-I tried to explain what happened to the doctor, but he wouldn't have it. Olson, who miraculously  survived the fall, was however beleived by the people at Guniness Records and is currently the proprietary of the most spectacular brake up in history.

-I though a plane would be a safe space to unveil my darkest secret, boy was I wrong. I keep telling my insurance company it got nothing to do with drugs, it's all about sex, as if that is any better..


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