-I send my parents presents to my brother and my sisters to my aunt and on Xmas eve I call them up and go "that too bad, it must have been mixed up, I'm so sorry you get all this extra work now..." Ha ha ha!
-I only do it with heavy stuff and with short dated food. My upbringing wasn't the best, I was a horrible child, my parents did their best, but there was nothing they could do. I was a total psycho and I'm continuing this behaviour in my adult years. As most my age do.
-It's all about me you see, all the time! It's not about giving, it's about how you give it! You old guys don't get that. Ultimately, the present is for me.
Photo Masashi Wakui