Erdoğan is a Big Turkey

Gobble gobble. Following the President of Turkey's request to prosecute a German comedian Jan Böhmermann for making fun of him, Comics United has issued the following statement to all news agents, embassies and outdoor toilets:

Erdoğan is a wild Turkey who needs to be tamed and we encourage all walks of life to ridicule him, cause he is the Turkey President of the world!

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