Santa's On Steroids

Tour de World. Santa Claus tested positive in a drug test before Xmas and has been banned from Xmas for 2 years. -This is ridiculous, says Santa to BBC North Pole.

-How the #@$% can I get this done without it? There's too many kids! Too many addresses. I got one day?! Jesus, I'm not Jesus!

-Do you think Rudolph help? Seriously, an animal? Give me a stealth jet fighter or shut up. It's either that or drugs.

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