Steven spend more time fingering his smartphone than his girlfriend

At at pub fingering with his mates. 

Rub the technology. -I use maybe 4,6,8 hours a day with my gaze locked into the touchscreen. It doesn`t matter where I live anymore. It`s all about online presence. Who cares where you write this stuff. As long as you fake the photos, you ok in my book. I`m not gonna hang out with some douchebag.

-You got to follow the times and live in the screen. Forget all the "live in the moment" bullshit. That`s yesterdays technology.

-Think about all the benefits from living in the technology. You have a facelift without going to a plastic surgeon. Digital surgery is so much cheaper!

-Imagine the babes you get. All you have to do is close your eyes when you meet them in real life. If you work out a mutual agreement that you`ll both keep your eyes closed until death do you apart. you don`t have to give a fuck. Eat everything you want. If one of you dies, get another one. Who`ll notice?


Photo philcampbell