Putin sends Obama a message on how to deal with Julian Assange

Between two statesmen. -You gun him down. Nobody is going to believe he raped two Swedish women. Use a Kalashnikov. It`s cheap, easy and people will think it`s us. Thats what he said. I swear, says Chief of Staff Jack Lew to Obama.

-Then he went on about dealing with the opposition... I don`t think you want to hear that. Let`s just say its not translatable to democratic terms. But you might be interested in his ideas on how to, how do I put it, win the 2nd election, if you know what I mean. He had some awesome suggestions.

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