Obama`s new slogan: CRIME

The prince of darkness
Yes, we crime. After 4 years of running USA it got pretty clear for Obama that Americans don`t want to play by the rules.

They want to cheat on their taxes, they don`t want to help their homeless neighbor. They want to sit infront of the tv, eat garbage and shut out the outside world.

Slogans like "more of the same" or "need more time" would be disastrous according to Inside analytics.

To get the headlines Obama is turning over to the dark side. -It`s the prison vote who will decide this election. There`s so many Americans behind bars they outnumber any other interest group.

-Besides, crime is sexy, I automatically get the women`s vote. Now they can live out their teenage gangsta fantasies voting for me.

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