Wants to be front woman in Fugees

The savior. The former Haitian, who has newer sung in her whole life, wants to be lead singer in Fugees. -Yeah, fuck yeah, says the earthquake victim. If that fucker thinks he can run our country without any political experience, sure, why not. Somebody gotta save Fugees. The band has been a disaster since Wyclef Jean left.

Photo United Nations Development Programme