-They didn`t invite me to the wedding

Go figure. -That why it was so expensive. We had 500 Secret Service guys making sure she didn`t sneak inn. The bitch nearly destroyed the president and his marriage. -Thanks god shes old, says Bill. Word has it she got an unofficial restraint order of 10 thousand miles and is banned to perform in the White House. She put on quite a show. It`s the most known blow job to mankind and nobody saw it.

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