Hunger strike. WHO hope the vast majority of muslims survive the self-imposed famine. UN troops stand by to ship food into emergency areas around the world at short notice. -We don`t fear as much for those in the West as those in the Arab world, says UN food for religion spokesman. In Europe and America, muslims are more and more seen in fast food chains and pubs as the strike gets ridiculously long. But in the muslim world it`s not that easy to ch/eat. On the upside, it might help US troops in Afghanistan.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.