Turkey not so keen on joining EU after all

Sceptic, uncertain, aaaiii! -When we see how the union treat Greece... f*@k that. We`re not anyone`s bitch. All for one or one for nothing. No thank you mam, says Turkish delight operator Spicy junior.

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China all for democracy

China says. -We took a realistic view at how to claim world dominance and came to the conclusion that the easiest way is to promote freedom and democracy around the world. I mean, look at these countries. They haven`t even been in war and their down on their knees in trouble. For what? Nobody knows? It`s this... it`s that... It`s democracy! Thats what happen when you give people too much choice.

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Somebody had a face lift

The emperors new face. After watching the revelation at the United Russia party congress WMA strongly recommend Italian surgeons. Russia is not known for their plastic surgery, quite the contrary. We wish Vladimir Putin the best of luck in the Michael Jacksons OldYoung Dictator Club and hope Russian beauty technology is better than the American in the 80s.

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Asia gears up for WW3

The Rice War. With 3 billion people, 48 armies, 16 of the worlds worst dictators, it has to click at some point. That`s simple math.

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Civilization critic admit living in a box is better than the desert

Thinking outside the apartment. After spending two weeks on a Safari in South Africa the once so stubborn critic changed hes mind. -It was more like after 40 minutes, I`ve seen environments like this on tv, but I never thought it was anything like this. TV channels like Discovery and National Geographic give a distorded peak into nature. Or maybe it`s cause I watch it in the comfort of my own home. But you never get that feel of danger.

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Amusement park opens Jobhouse

Funhouse. -We thought it was a great idea to let people see how fun it is to have a job. They can look at themselves in the mirror working. They can see how much money a salary is, says CEO of Exploit Inc.

-We have workplay where patrons can experience a boss run into their office and yell "Hurry, we need you now". For a dollar extra they`ll yell, "We need your expertise". For an additional 5 $ "There`s nobody else than you who can fix this problem. The company needs you. We`ll tripple your salary". And for the prize of 100 $ the boss will look you in the eyes and say "Your hired!"

WMA spoke to one of the visitors and asked what they think about the new attraction. -It felt great. I really needed to hear that I matter. My self esteem is boosted now. I actually think this experience will better my chances out in the real world. Now I can say I got job training. Yeah, it`s worth every penny, says jobless Joe.

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Al-Qaeda terrorist disappointed with waterboarding

Mouthful. -Do you know how humiliating this is for me? Here I am, one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world and all you got is water?! I`m made of water. I drink it everyday. Waterboarding... what is there to be afraid off? We`ve all done it. When that guy said the funny remart just as you where swallowing and the liquid came out your nose. We use bombs for exploding out loud. Cross some lines, use coffee, whatever, just not water! Man, I got a reputation to worry about. I aint playing dead in no watergame, says Ali Danger.

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